Tag: humor
group name: lynnelyn
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June 01, 2008 06:59 PM EDT --
My daughter went on vacation last week
and left me at home all alone.
. . . more
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August 05, 2008 02:31 AM EDT --
Otto is becoming obcessed with the Green is the new Black movement.
He says it's like a get home free card to rummage through the neighbors trash.
more
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March 28, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
Someone gave me this back in the eighties. Office humor. I just had to share. I do not know who the original writer actually is.
Dear Sir;
I am writing in . . . more
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June 01, 2008 06:32 PM EDT --
To catch dinner
I baited my hook
but the bait
. . . more
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June 29, 2008 08:12 PM EDT --
Olga's Oddments and Other Things
News from down at
OTTOS ODD LOT KNOB SHOP
an odd lot knob for every job
Yesterday was so hot . . . more
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April 07, 2008 08:55 PM EDT --
Squish squishing winter thaw.
Mud sucking up, following my footprints.
Oh no
Not mud.....
. . . more
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February 06, 2008 02:54 AM EST --
A politician died and went to the pearly gates where he met St. Peter.
St. Peter told him he would have a choice between heaven or hell.
The politician told him he thought he would prefer heaven . . . more
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February 29, 2008 06:03 PM EST --
You're from Michigan if...
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns . . . more
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June 24, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
Olga's Oddments and Other Things
News from down at
OTTO'S ODD LOT KNOB SHOP
an odd lot knob for every job.
. . . more
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March 02, 2008 09:30 AM EST --
You Might be FromMichigan if...
...you define summer as three months of bad sledding
...you think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder
...you can identify an Ohio . . . more
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March 03, 2008 05:57 PM EST --
'That's easy,' the Queen replied, 'You surround yourself with intelligent ministers and advisors.'
'But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?' asked . . . more
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March 03, 2008 06:04 PM EST --
You might be fromMichigan
If you define Summeras three months of bad sledding...
If your definition ofa small town is one that doesn't have a lake...
If your family breaksinto . . . more
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March 04, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
You Might be a Michigander......
If you define Summer as three months ofbad sledding....
If your definition of a small town isone that doesn't have . . . more
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January 06, 2008 09:46 PM EST --
A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles . . . more
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January 12, 2008 11:06 AM EST --
Here is an interesting look at the differences between the male and female brains, and how they work differently. It is very funny! Check out the link below.
http://marriageresourcecenter.org/videogallery/4/med/VideoWidget8.htm . . . more
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January 06, 2008 09:03 PM EST --
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers . . . more
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